What’s for Breakfast?


  • 1 grapefruit
  • 1 slice whole wheat toast
  • 1 cup skim milk


  • 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
  • 1 cup spinach
  • 1 cup herbal tea
  • 1 Hershey’s kiss

Afternoon Tea

  • 1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
  • 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips


  • 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
  • 2 loaves garlic bread
  • 1 family size supreme pizza
  • 3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

  • 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

About Ashley Ludwig

Ashley Ludwig is an Editor for Patch News, Orange County and Los Angeles. She is also an inspirational romantic suspense author.

2 responses to “What’s for Breakfast?”

  1. Arrion says :

    I love this! So funny.

  2. Donnie says :

    I had a similar experience yesterday.

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